The Roster

The Bands

10 confirmed acts. Each one documented. Each one real. You may not have heard of them. This is expected.

1987–1996 · Mobile, Alabama

Critter's Gonna Critter

Southern Rock / Americana · What Are You Gonna Do Records

“What are you gonna do.”

Parking Lot Acceptance Rock

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1988–1996 · Jacksonville, Florida

Quittin' Snakes

Southern Hick Rock · Walmart Parking Lot Records

“That don't make no sense.”

Northeast Florida Lenten Hick Rock

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1991–2003 · Tucson, Arizona

In BRRRRRT We Trust

Military Industrial Complex Metal · Cost-Plus Records

“Funded. Fielded. Loud.”

Close Air Support Thrash

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1978–1989 · Apalachicola, Florida

Two Stinky Fingers

Bait Shop Blues · Franklin County Records

“Nobody knows why it's two.”

Apalachicola Oyster Dock Blues

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1992–2000 · Tulsa, Oklahoma (Oslo, Norway they claim)

God's Lunatics

Black Metal · Kvlt Nonsense Records

“From the frozen wastes of Tulsa.”

Tulsa Norwegian Corpse Paint Rock

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1993–1994 · Cincinnati, Ohio

Angry Toe

Punk · Stubbed Records

“It REALLY hurts.”

Stubbed Appendage Hardcore

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1988–1996 · Fort Bragg, North Carolina

Mortar Bunnies

Death Metal · Small Fluffy Apocalypse Records

“Cute. Deadly. In that order.”

Classified Fluffy Apocalypse Metal

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1983–1991 · Nashville, Tennessee

Church of the Holy Donut

Gospel Rock · Glazed & Saved Records

“Glazed. Saved. Repeat.”

Glazed Southern Revival Rock

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1987–Present · Boca Raton, Florida

Old Man Creepers

Heavy Metal · Shady Pines Records

“We were old when old was young.”

Assisted Living Sabbath

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1979–Present · Branson, Missouri

The Wrinkly Old Peckers

Classic Rock · Definitely Original Music Records

“Every song on this album is 100% original.”

Branson Accidental Tribute Rock

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